Blood Diner (1987)

Summary of the movie:
Two cannibalistic brothers, who own a health food diner, kill various young women to make their flesh part of their new special dish at their rundown restaurant while on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.

If I must say, this is one of the coolest (and weirdest) movie I've ever seen. It's such a classic B-rated horror movie. There are brains, eyes, and a penis in a jar! That alone should tell you how crazy this movie is. It was made in the 80's, so it road the wave of cheesy horror flicks. It also reminded me of how horrible the 80's hair and clothes were.

It starts off with to brothers who are bent on bringing back Egyptian goddess Shitaar. The dig up there uncle (who was dead) and some how managed to bring his brain back to life; which they put in a jar... with a pair of eyes and the uncles penis.

The killers are two brothers. The older one is somewhat the brains of the operation. Tells his little brother what to do. And he's kind of cute... even though he's psychotic. His brother is the chef of the restaurant and helps his older brother kill women. He is also psychotic. Maybe a little more than the older brother. They killed a bunch of girls in a Ronald Regan mask and machine gun! How cool is that? The blood splatter is so cheesy. With the blood being too red to be blood. The dead bodies you can obviously tell there dummies. And when they chop off limbs, the blood squrts out like a water gun.

You still have the dumb girl who doesn't runaway when she gets the chance. But there is a girl who fights back! Finally! But of course she dies in some freak accident. And then gets chopped up.

Towards the end they finally raise Shitaar, who turns out to be a mutant freak with a venus fly trap for a stomach. Did I mention that people turn into flesh eating zombies while chowing down to some awesome music?

Honestly, though a slasher flick, I think it was a spoof to make fun of other horror flicks at that time. It's great and funny.

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